Dancing Jewish Nerdfighter

You know it’s bad when dance is stressing you out this much The thing is its nobody’s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:17:31 -0700

You know it’s bad when dance is stressing you out this much
The thing is its nobody’s fault and its certainly not dances fault
But it’s not fair to anybody
It’s not fair to me: I work my ass off I deserve to not be let down by other dancers
It’s not fair to the others who work: they don’t deserve this either
It’s not fair to the parents who pay so much money
It’s above all not fair to the teachers
It fucking sucks

pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:54:42 -0700

pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

queerfabulousmermaid: breakingoberyn: Fancasting for...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:54:20 -0700

queerfabulousmermaid:

breakingoberyn:

Fancasting for Unentitled Sherlock Holmes movie:

Idris Elba as Sherlock Holmes

Don Cheadle as Dr. Watson

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Professor Moriarty

hell yes

I could have grown up knowing: Yiddish German Hungarian Russian Czech And probably many more...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:54:01 -0700

I could have grown up knowing:

Yiddish

German

Hungarian

Russian

Czech

And probably many more languages if my grandparents had taught my parents to speak

THat plus hebrew of course

and not knowing them is huge regrets

saltyseababies: child-like-bitch: holyharam: saltyseababies: when my parents lived in israel, my...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:52:32 -0700

saltyseababies:

child-like-bitch:

holyharam:

saltyseababies:

when my parents lived in israel, my dad worked in this restaurant with a palestinian man who did not speak hebrew very well. my dad taught him how to say things like “butts” in russian, and he taught my dad how to say things like “poop” in arabic. the moral of the story is that no matter what your ethnicity is, all men are secretly 5 years old.

*tears*

This is the greatest single post!

ever

On Hebrew transliteration of Chinese names and bawww

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:46:13 -0700

theotherjax:

Because oudeteron asked, and I love languages and explaining Hebrew makes me feel like I know cool obscure shit. Long-ass post under cut.

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zaataronpita: Can non-Jews please stop using Hebrew for all their occultist imagery?

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:44:12 -0700

zaataronpita:

Can non-Jews please stop using Hebrew for all their occultist imagery?

the power of geekdom: to my non-english speeking friends

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:41:10 -0700

the power of geekdom: to my non-english speeking friends:

rakefet666:

ever started typing and finds out that they wrote דיקרךםבל instead of sherlock or something? well fear no more!

i hate to sound like a commercial but this is like the best thing ever and they totally deserve respect- http://www.langover.com/

this is a free program. i’v been using it for years now and it saved my life (or at least my sanity) so many times. you just write whatever the fuck however the fuck you want. wrote in the wrong language\all in caps\anything like that? no prob- F10 changes it to what you wanted.

my-eyes-are-ed: In Israel we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say ani ohevet otcha, or ani ohevet otach,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:39:32 -0700

my-eyes-are-ed:

In Israel we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say

ani ohevet otcha, or ani ohevet otach, or ani ohev otach, or ani ohev otcha, or etchem, or etchen

and I think that that’s just too complicated

sinidentidades: lordbape: did i really need an “expert” to prove that racism causes ptsd no but...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:36:12 -0700

sinidentidades:

lordbape:

did i really need an “expert” to prove that racism causes ptsd

no but white people did

s33r-of-void: zeezee-vonteese: silentbutgolden: arandomwhitedude: What if you jizzed...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:29:15 -0700

s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

summvr: when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:29:04 -0700

summvr:

when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:28:15 -0700

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

let’s be real when did it stop being 2007

wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:28:01 -0700

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

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celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:26:27 -0700

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

feyminism: #me when i’m a parent

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:26:21 -0700

feyminism:

#me when i’m a parent

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